SO OPEN UP PANDORA'S BOX AND GET INTO THE HALL!!!!

It/he. Button by 44nifty.com A button of the agender flag A button of the aromantic flag A button of the lesbian flag A button of the narcisstic personality disorder flag

A button of the Dead Kennedys logo with a brick-patterned background Frankenchrist (1985) by Dead Kennedys The Iceberg/Freedom of Speech... Just Watch What You Say (1989) by Ice-T Peligro (1994) by Peligro Problem Attic (2021) by Nuclear Bubble Wrap. Button by 44nifty.com Flight of Malibu (2011) by Regdar and the Fighters. Button by 44nifty.com The Ballad of Constance and Johnny (2018) by Regdar and the Fighters. Button by 44nifty.com Repossess the Sky, pt. 1 (2022) by Regdar and the Fighers. Button by 44nifty.com Repossess the Sky, pt. 2 (2025) by Regdar and the Fighers. Button by 44nifty.com Survival of the FAT32est (2026) by Regdar and the Fighters

Constance Johnny (The Ballad of Constance and Johnny) Peter A pixel art GIF of Chattan from Repossess the Sky bobbing her head and smiling Jack Nature Nurture Not to scale.

See more (by me) here! Buttons by Nifty are all able to be found here. The friends' website buttons are by whoever they link to.

RAVE REVIEWS

"Kinda me with it." -Myself

"Organically interchangeable with any other like-sized hunk they've previously coughed up. It would be unjust, though, not to mention that the band sounds better than ever. Unfortunately, this band's instrumental sound must forever take a backseat to the wormy vocal histrionics of Mr. Jello Biafra." -Byron Coley at SPIN magazine

"This site is really bad. I mean, it's truly terrible. I've spent hours a day on it finding every last horrible detail and, I mean, there's a lot. It'd take me so long to explain it though and I don't know if it's worth it. If you'll leave me be now I'm going to... uh... look on this site more. For... more bad things. About it." -Cass Ettape

"This website is ludicrous! There's too much Gorfing in this place! It feels like I've Triggered a Star Trap in here! It's not Funny Because It's Green. Sometimes you make unforgivable mistakes, Zaphod. Weezer door lore" -Cloudy Inkhart

"They're working on the sewage lines right outside my house and it fucking stinks." -Nifty P

"Having to submit a review through you first seems like it could easily be very biased reporting, I mean [...] I actually said you're the funniest guy I know and [...] smartest guy on the planet who has NEVER kicked puppies." -Piperoni "Piper" Danger P. B.

Hello, and welcome to the official flagFan500 website's home page!

I'm Zaphod, a hobbyist artist, writer, and character designer with zero plans to become a professional. This is my website. I call my "fanbase" on any given site Zaphodnation, so consider this the actual Zaphodnation. Or don't.

A bit about this website: This website is the product of someone whose most notable experiences with coding are scrapping and rebuilding this website around three times (according to an old version of this website from circa, I don't know, 2023?) and using Scratch to make animation memes when it was 11 years old. As such, it is a very amateurish website that involves a lot of experimentation! If anything breaks or seems to be working in an unintended way, please let me know.

A bit about me: I use it/its pronouns. I "like" Jello Biafra. I also like Regdar and the Fighters, and Lipstick Generation. You can even read a bit more about me in the about page linked in that there sidebar. THE WONDERS OF HTML!

I help to mod the Sopping Wet Records Discord server and have drawn art for a couple of releases on that label.

Also, I drew this: