HELLO, my name is AUBURN GRIMALKIN, it/he/any but they + mirrored pronouns, any terms. I also go by VEXILL O'GRAPHY, RALPH DEVILSON, ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX, MARSHA, SYLVESTER COWPOKE, and STYLOPHONE. You can find out more about that sort of thing here.
I enjoy using words that the average person would not. These words may be made up. But sometimes they aren't, I contain multitudes. My current favorite words are mendacious, meaning "telling lies, especially habitually; false, untrue" and panache, meaning "a grand or flamboyant manner." Feel free to ask me for a word.
This main page needs some serious updates, so I won't keep you here forever. Go check out the about page for more about, well, me. You can also check out the other pages on my site using the buttons below. Alternatively, you can sign my guestbook. I don't care any which way ^_^. Please do note some pages will not perform or look terribly well on some devices.