HELLO, my name is AUBURN GRIMALKIN, it/him, any terms. I also go by VEXILL OGRAPHY, RALPH DEVILSON, ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX, MARSHA, SYLVESTER, and STYLOPHONE. You can find out more about that sort of thing here.
This main page needs some serious updates, so I won't keep you here forever. You can use the buttons below to explore my website! Alternatively, you can sign my guestbook. I don't care any which way ^_^. YMMV depending on the device you use to navigate my website; apologies for poor appearance on mobile devices. This website is held together with hopes and dreams, because CSS and Javascript scare me.